Jokomedy: You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When... : Thursday Thirteen #2

Thursday, May 28, 2009

You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When... : Thursday Thirteen #2

13. Instant coffee takes too long

12. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

11. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

10. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

9. You sleep with your eyes open

8. You have to watch videos in fast-forward

7. You lick your coffee pot clean

6. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

5. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

4. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

3. You can jump-start your car without cables

2. Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"

1. You don't sweat, you percolate

posted by Comedy Joker @ 3:50 AM

4 Comments:

At Thursday, July 03, 2008, Bellezza said…

Those are wonderful! Each one made me laugh being the coffee addict that I am. Every Fall when I return to school it takes me a few months to detox from the pots I drink all Summer. But, I'm not going to decaf any time soon; how could be Type A then?
At Thursday, May 28, 2009, Hazel said…

Thanks for the laugh. Happy TT.
At Thursday, May 28, 2009, Unknown said…

LOL Hilarious! My ex always said he was going to get rich, inventing a toothpaste that tasted like coffee and a cigarette. Ew! lol
Fun list. happy T13!
At Sunday, May 31, 2009, Anonymous said…

i loved this list!!! i am addicted to coffee so it was great fun to read :)

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