| Thursday, July 9, 2009 |
| Lessons Learned By a Parent : Thursday Thirteen #8 |
13. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot house four inches deep.
12. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.
11. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
10. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 foot room.
9. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
8. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
6. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
5. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 36-year-old man says they only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
4. Certain Lego's will pass right through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
3. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.
2. Super glue is forever.
1. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. |
posted by Comedy Joker @ 3:19 AM  |
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, sherilee said…
Priceless list! I will share those with my 12-year-old and remind him he's too old to do any of those things!!
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Tobias said…
Re #1: Jello takes a ton of work to succeed, but you can do it with cornstarch. Still labour intensive, but not quite as insane as Jello. And the clean up is easier.
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Hootin Anni said…
great stuff here.
My 13 is posted now, I hope you can find time to stop by for a visit. Happy Thursday to you.
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, I am Harriet said…
No kidding!
Happy Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/whoopie-thursday.html
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Unknown said…
Too funny. We actually had the waterbed nightmare when my 2 boys were little. Not fun at the time, but funny now.
Happy T13!
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Mia Celeste said…
Ha! Number 2 is fact I wasn't aware of. Thanks for sharing the chuckles.
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Chelle said…
I hope my son never hears about #12. He would totally try to duplicate the experiment at home.
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At Thursday, July 09, 2009, Alice Audrey said…
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At Friday, July 10, 2009, said…
LOL Great list! Happy T13.
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At Friday, July 10, 2009, PMKU said…
These are hilarious!!!! Happy TT
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At Friday, July 10, 2009, Carleen said…
#9 is my favorite! Ceiling fans are wonderful when it comes to hitting things.
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At Saturday, July 11, 2009, Mimi Lenox said…
#7 cracked me up!
I've noticed that you play a few other memes in the blogosphere. I really enjoy your answers! I'd like to invite you to play The Queen's Meme every Tuesday with Mimi Queen of Memes.
The fun begins next week on July 14, 2009. I will send another reminder to everyone on Monday.
The Queen's Meme
I hope you will join us!
Mimi Lenox
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