| Thursday, July 16, 2009 |
| Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Airline PA : Thursday Thirteen #9 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
13. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.
12. Hey folks, we're going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts.
11. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it's all part of our airline's new commitment to make your a flight a sight seeing extravaganza.
10. Goose! Bogey at 2 o'clock....one on our tail!!!! Eject!!!! Eject!!!!!!!
9. Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)
8. (As the plane turns around right after takeoff)....uhhhhh....we have to go back ....we ..we ....uhhhhhh ....forgot something.....
7. I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in weight and drag will mean we'll be flying much more efficiently now.
6. Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend with the suicidal driving tendencies uses when you get in the car).
5. This is your Captain speaking....these stupid planes are a lot different than the ships I'm used to.. so you'll have to give me some leeway...
4. It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and watched the in-flight movie.
3. We've now reached our cruising altitude of 20,000 feet and ... Oh noooooooo!!!!!..
2. Don't worry! That one is always on E...
1. Get the parachutes ready... |
posted by Comedy Joker @ 3:19 AM  |
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, Lori said…
Um, you're right! I don't want to hear any of these while I'm flying.
On my son's first flight, he alarmed several of the folks seated around us when he said, "Hey, Mom, I think we're gonna crash!" He was only 5. But the guy in front of us turned and gave us the dirtiest look. LOL
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, Hazel said…
no 13 is scary. but then i'll hold on to it in case of emergency landing. knock on wood. happy 13 :-)
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, I am Harriet said…
Yikes. Good thing I'm staying home :)
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/thursday-thunks-and-13-stupid-new.html
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, Kristen said…
I think I'll drive, thanks.
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, jillconyers said…
And people wonder why I'm not a fan of flying.
http://jillconyers.typepad.com/
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, Mia Celeste said…
Oh my! I'm glad I haven't heard these on my flights. Happy TT!
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At Thursday, July 16, 2009, jeng said…
I will definitely remember these when I'm flying. I will even tell these to my friends. This is so funny.
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At Friday, July 17, 2009, Debbie@Like a Rose said…
Too funny - unless you were on a plane and hearing them of course!
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At Friday, July 17, 2009, Americanising Desi said…
hahahaha great one :D
http://2short2sweet.blogspot.com/2009/07/words-in-kiss.html
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At Saturday, July 18, 2009, Carleen said…
#12 really made me laugh. Great (ok, well maybe not great if you're on a plane!) list with lots of humor.
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