| Thursday, October 1, 2009 |
| Dictionary of More Performance Evaluation Comments : Thursday Thirteen #20 |
1. Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
2. Internationally known: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.
3. Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.
4. Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.
5. Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
6. Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.
7. Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.
8. Not a desk person: Did not go to college.
9. Use all available resources: Takes office supplies home for personal use.
10. Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
11. Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.
12. Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.
13. Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors. |
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