| Thursday, July 30, 2009 |
| Think About It... : Thursday Thirteen #11 |
13. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
12. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
11. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
10. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
6. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
4. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
3. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
2. Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.
1. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. |
posted by Comedy Joker @ 2:53 AM  |
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, Alice Audrey said…
I've taken some of those fan belt and leaky tire journeys. Not fun when the nearest gas station can be 100 miles away.
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, Americanising Desi said…
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, Rims said…
Loved the #3....enjoyed it :)
Thanks for sharing and giving a laugh :)
Happy Weekend ahead!
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, Unknown said…
Too funny. Loved #7 Happy T13!
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, Hootin Anni said…
#12 cracks me up for some reason...I just had to laugh. What time is it now? Just before dawn...ya, I'll be back shortly. With news you can use.
My Thursday's road signs & slogans are posted...come on over if you need some laughter!
Happy 13'ing!!
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, I am Harriet said…
Good point about the $20....
Happy Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/dont-ya-love-thursdays.html
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, jillconyers said…
Great list! Favorites are 5 and 1 :)
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At Thursday, July 30, 2009, sherilee said…
Love all of those! I always think of my ex-husband when I see No. 10...
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At Friday, July 31, 2009, Debbie@Like a Rose said…
Ha! Fun list. Some I'd heard before, some not, but all true.
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