Thursday, July 30, 2009
Think About It... : Thursday Thirteen #11
13. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

12. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

11. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

10. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

6. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

4. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

3. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

2. Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

1. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
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