Thursday, August 20, 2009 |
CIA: Computer Industry Acronyms : Thursday Thirteen #14 |
1. CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months 2. PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 3. ISDN: It Still Does Nothing 4. MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 5. DOS: Defunct Operating System 6. WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 7. OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too 8. PnP: Plug and Pray 9. APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 10. IBM: I Blame Microsoft 11. MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers 12. COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 13. MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
posted by Comedy Joker @ 4:08 AM |
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