| Thursday, June 11, 2009 |
| Newspaper Ads : Thursday Thirteen #4 |
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:
13. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
12. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
11. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
10. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
9. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
8. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
7. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
6. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
5. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
4. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
3. No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
2. For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
1. Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vegetables, salads, quiche. |
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