| Thursday, August 27, 2009 |
| You know you're Old when : Thursday Thirteen #15 |
1. Everything hurts , and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work anyway.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
3. You feel like you really hung one one the night before, and you were in bed asleep by eight.
4. You get winded playing chess.
5. Your children begin to look middle-aged.
6. You join a health club and don't go.
7. You begin to outlive enthusiasm.
8. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
9. You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
10. You look forward to a dull evening.
11. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 years ago today!"
12. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
13. You stop looking forward to your next birthday. |
posted by Comedy Joker @ 4:08 AM  |
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